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The Corporate language !!

30 Sep 2009 , Posted in Jokes
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Are you working in a Corporate company? Better to know this, this is more fun but in reality also you may feel it as true.

Author: Nisha S.
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The Corporate language !!

“We will do it”
Means
” You will do it”

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“You have done a great job”
Means
“More work to be given to you”

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“We are working on it”
Means
“We have not yet started working on the same”

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“Tomorrow first thing in the morning”
Means
“Its not getting done… At least not tomorrow !”.

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“After discussion we will decide – I am very open to views”
Means
“I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”

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“There was a slight miscommunication”
Means
“We had actually lied”

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“Lets call a meeting and discuss”
Means
“I have no time now, will talk later”

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“We can always do it”
Means
“We actually cannot do the same on time”

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“We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline”
Means
“The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

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“We had slight differences of opinion”
Means
“We had actually fought”

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“Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you”
Means
“Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”

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“You should have told me earlier”
Means
“Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”

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“We need to find out the real reason”
Means
“Well I will tell you where your fault is”

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“Well… Family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected”
Means
“Well you know…”

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“We are a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed”

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“That’s actually a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it”

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“All the Best”
Means
” You are in trouble”

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Finally all the best to you. :)


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